love-vivekoberoi:

Vivek with Shah Rukh <3

love the picture <3

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thefilthyunicorn:

cibem:

thefilthyunicorn:

threesitarheroes:

thefilthyunicorn:

UGH I STILL LIKE MY CRUSH AND MY BEST FRIEND SAYS I FUCKED UP BY HOOKING UP WITH HIS ROOMMATE BUT LIKE
HE KEPT BAILING ON HANGING OUT WITH ME DOE
ugh. Why do people have to be weird about things. Why can’t everyone be as painfully forward as I am…

Also
chrono-mugen
like I am not a blunt or some kind of fleshlight lmao they’re not passing me around like a ragdoll I go wherever I wanna go but ofc if they’re gonna be weirdo little boys about it ugh I’m thinking of taking my crush out and having a srs conversation so I know where he stands and if he’s really not interested he’s going to have to tell me straight out and I can leave him alone I’m not dealing with any more of Insecure Boy Club this is silly

SO…. you had oral sex with your crush’s roommate… because said crush kept “bailing” on you two hanging out? And now …if he wont be able to overlook that you had an intimate moment with the person he sleeps next to’s genitals, in order to maybe try being with you …that… HE’s insecure?

You sucked a guy you likes, roommmate’s dick …because he kept brushing you off… and HE’s an insecure little boy? If it turns out HE doesnt want to fuck with you like that, now?

….o..k.

Its 2014, youre cute… fuck who you want, how you want, when you want. No judgement…. but based purely on the LOGIC im only halfway understanding here? You ARE a delusional, vapid goof, tho <3

Why would he possibly want to fuck with you now(past maybe getting his dick sucked too if you were any good) after that? Its not like you and his roommate hooked up a couple weeks/months ago unbeknownst to him and now you two have a connection. You came over, probably in the room he sleeps in, while he wasn’t there and gargled his roomies seed. Should he have a problem with it considering he was being aloof and not really making any moves on you? Nmmm… Probably not… If he doesnt want to be buddies with you anymore then he MAY have a slight tinge of insecurity? However, if he doesnt want to fuck with you now, on some relationship/sex shit after what you did; i highly doubt it has anything to do with his ego. You blew his flat mate, dummy lol.

You’re adorable and I fuck with your taste in porn, but yo… that was retarded lol. Oddly enough I had female friends just like you in college… but it was an art school and everybody kinda WAS getting passed around like fleshlights. But your case doesnt seem quite that cut and dry. Dummy.

To my 30 followers(u__u) I VERY RARELY if EVER talk to you fine ladies and gents, so …HELLO :), but I apologize for this NON smut post lol, but i made myself late for work responding to this shit so I figured id force this gem down your throats as well. Send me a note if you have a better understanding of this “love” triangle situation & if Im wrong or missing something? Do I just “not get” it? You cant just fuck the roommate of your crush and think you still have a shot, right? I mean, if shes got game she could maybe convince them to break her off with a devil’s 3 some but thats about it, right?

This is dumb. Now I have to sneak in the secondary office door and lay low until lunch incase my director is in a mood about tardiness lol.

Omg I can’t believe you wrote me a whole essay this site is wild lmao its really not that serious
This is college and I’m playing around nobody’s heartbroken right now loooooool

Haha ok. Ive just never seen anything quite that crazy/dramatic from your blog so I admittedly went in a little harder than I normally would have loll

Yeah I was really drunk last night when I started posting that and it was after hanging out with my best girlfriend who put the idea in my head that I fucked up when I hadn’t thought of it like that but really I’m not looking for anything from these boys its all whatever
I just woke up and looked at all this like omg DRAMA LOL

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Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat.

When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.

It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”

I mean, it’s just true.

(via tealeafprincess)

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I’m okay with the idea of a devil’s threesome though

Any threesome really hell yea

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cibem:

thefilthyunicorn:

threesitarheroes:

thefilthyunicorn:

UGH I STILL LIKE MY CRUSH AND MY BEST FRIEND SAYS I FUCKED UP BY HOOKING UP WITH HIS ROOMMATE BUT LIKE
HE KEPT BAILING ON HANGING OUT WITH ME DOE
ugh. Why do people have to be weird about things. Why can’t everyone be as painfully forward as I am…

Also
chrono-mugen
like I am not a blunt or some kind of fleshlight lmao they’re not passing me around like a ragdoll I go wherever I wanna go but ofc if they’re gonna be weirdo little boys about it ugh I’m thinking of taking my crush out and having a srs conversation so I know where he stands and if he’s really not interested he’s going to have to tell me straight out and I can leave him alone I’m not dealing with any more of Insecure Boy Club this is silly

SO…. you had oral sex with your crush’s roommate… because said crush kept “bailing” on you two hanging out? And now …if he wont be able to overlook that you had an intimate moment with the person he sleeps next to’s genitals, in order to maybe try being with you …that… HE’s insecure?

You sucked a guy you likes, roommmate’s dick …because he kept brushing you off… and HE’s an insecure little boy? If it turns out HE doesnt want to fuck with you like that, now?

….o..k.

Its 2014, youre cute… fuck who you want, how you want, when you want. No judgement…. but based purely on the LOGIC im only halfway understanding here? You ARE a delusional, vapid goof, tho <3

Why would he possibly want to fuck with you now(past maybe getting his dick sucked too if you were any good) after that? Its not like you and his roommate hooked up a couple weeks/months ago unbeknownst to him and now you two have a connection. You came over, probably in the room he sleeps in, while he wasn’t there and gargled his roomies seed. Should he have a problem with it considering he was being aloof and not really making any moves on you? Nmmm… Probably not… If he doesnt want to be buddies with you anymore then he MAY have a slight tinge of insecurity? However, if he doesnt want to fuck with you now, on some relationship/sex shit after what you did; i highly doubt it has anything to do with his ego. You blew his flat mate, dummy lol.

You’re adorable and I fuck with your taste in porn, but yo… that was retarded lol. Oddly enough I had female friends just like you in college… but it was an art school and everybody kinda WAS getting passed around like fleshlights. But your case doesnt seem quite that cut and dry. Dummy.

To my 30 followers(u__u) I VERY RARELY if EVER talk to you fine ladies and gents, so …HELLO :), but I apologize for this NON smut post lol, but i made myself late for work responding to this shit so I figured id force this gem down your throats as well. Send me a note if you have a better understanding of this “love” triangle situation & if Im wrong or missing something? Do I just “not get” it? You cant just fuck the roommate of your crush and think you still have a shot, right? I mean, if shes got game she could maybe convince them to break her off with a devil’s 3 some but thats about it, right?

This is dumb. Now I have to sneak in the secondary office door and lay low until lunch incase my director is in a mood about tardiness lol.

Omg I can’t believe you wrote me a whole essay this site is wild lmao its really not that serious
This is college and I’m playing around nobody’s heartbroken right now loooooool

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niceacehole:

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niceacehole:

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threesitarheroes:

thefilthyunicorn:

UGH I STILL LIKE MY CRUSH AND MY BEST FRIEND SAYS I FUCKED UP BY HOOKING UP WITH HIS ROOMMATE BUT LIKE
HE KEPT BAILING ON HANGING OUT WITH ME DOE
ugh. Why do people have to be weird about things. Why can’t everyone be as painfully forward as I am…

Also chrono-mugen like I am not a blunt or some kind of fleshlight lmao they’re not passing me around like a ragdoll I go wherever I wanna go but ofc if they’re gonna be weirdo little boys about it ugh I’m thinking of taking my crush out and having a srs conversation so I know where he stands and if he’s really not interested he’s going to have to tell me straight out and I can leave him alone I’m not dealing with any more of Insecure Boy Club this is silly

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threesitarheroes:

thefilthyunicorn:

UGH I STILL LIKE MY CRUSH AND MY BEST FRIEND SAYS I FUCKED UP BY HOOKING UP WITH HIS ROOMMATE BUT LIKE
HE KEPT BAILING ON HANGING OUT WITH ME DOE
ugh. Why do people have to be weird about things. Why can’t everyone be as painfully forward as I am lmao

yo, people that act like they’re feelin it but then later naaa &soon after that start feelin it again are the worst u feel me

LMAO YOUR HASH TAG but yeah this is totally like that like he sounded so hype to talk and hang with me at first but then kept bailing and meanwhile his roomie was dropping moves and I was like WELP WHAT IS THE POINT OF WAITING AROUND FOR A GUY WHO IS LEAVING ME HANGING LIKE THIS its just unfortunate that I moved on to the roommate lmao
And now all the insecurities pour out…boys are a mess for real

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UGH I STILL LIKE MY CRUSH AND MY BEST FRIEND SAYS I FUCKED UP BY HOOKING UP WITH HIS ROOMMATE BUT LIKE
HE KEPT BAILING ON HANGING OUT WITH ME DOE
ugh. Why do people have to be weird about things. Why can’t everyone be as painfully forward as I am lmao

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belleknox:

Ever since the so-called “Duke porn star scandal” hit the headlines, random people have repeatedly asked me if I am “embarrassed” by it as a Duke alumna.

The short answer is: “No.”

The somewhat-longer answer is: “No, are you freaking kidding me/what the hell is wrong with…

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actuallygrimes:

magicalnaturetour:

Praying Mantis Rides Snail Through Borneo Jungle. (Photos by Nordin Seruyan/Barcroft Media)

this is so beautiful holy crap

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Anonymous asked: Whose cock did you swallow tonight?

Well, I’ve been in the mood to get into trouble so uh

My crushes roommate’s cock ;)

Hey if a man’s gonna dodge my advances, onto the next! 

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